olreid:

help

dsmsix:

seravph:

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

edenisqueer:

green flag: she laughs at her own jokes

heckacute:

i wish everything was quieter and softer and less often

hellsnightangel:

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

happyheidi:

‘Rear Window’ by Jordi Huisman

willow:

Someone: are you the stupid bitch who d-
Me: yeah

wiiicked-gamess:

picky as fuck and i picked you

lylylylylylylylyly:

“i’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse actually

classicmeevs:

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

mansaes:

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

landofnorris:

i absolutely love the romanian language because it can use literally anything as an insult someone just used “ba faringoseptule” as an insult to someone asking a ridiculous amount of money for an apartment (which is a pill u take for sore throath) idk man i just love romanian

dobbio:

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.