worldsworstfather:

before you say anything, think to yourself “is this something that would have gotten me diagnosed with hysteria and institutionalized in the 19th century?” and if the answer is yes, carry on

eibhirs:

sickbraat:

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

can-i-touch-you-there:

“I will always lean my heart as close to your soul as I can.”

— Shams-ud-din Muhammad Hafiz, tr. by Daniel Ladinsky, from “The Woman I Love,”
(via weltenwellen)

dans-homosensual-agenda:

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

darkersideoftemptation:

serenasaystoday:

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?